It's pretty telling how bad this video is when even a staunch Democrat like myself wishes he could go back in time after watching it and vote for McCain and then beat up some gays or lynch some minorities or jerk off to pictures of Ann Coulter or elephants or piles of cash or whatever it is Republicans jerk off to.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have the strangest urge to buy every Rush Limbaugh book I can get my fat, white hands on.
Blah blah, Obama sucks. Blah blah, Obama rules. Blah blah, liberal usage of the n-word. Like I even need to type any of these out.
I have used my bot to create Olive Garden commercials. This is a bot I have. Don't question it.
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Are there arrows in Tomb Raider? "No. Absolutely not."
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