Top 10 Ways to Be Annoying, and Top 10 Ways to Fall off a Bridge and Die!

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Top ten ways to fall off a bridge and die

• 1. regularly - the old classic
• 2. Jump off it. Style points
• 3. Say messed up ironic stuff like Hitler and the n word while falling off it
• 4. Make a cop shoot you off the edge so its suicide by cop
• 5. Jump out of a plane and hit the edge of the bridge
• 6. Be asleep and have people wheel your bed off the edge
• 7. Successfully bungee jump off the bridge, and then trip over your cord
• 8. On purpose
• 9. Kill 1,000,000 people and then yourself
• 10. G ive 'em the old one two

dendy crew

• 29. While giving the peace sign
• 30. While giving two peace signs
• 31. While giving whatever version of the peace sign that actually means "frick you'
• 32. Detonating a powerful explosive above you to force your viscera into the water at high speeds
• 33. Getting your parents' attention to see your cool new trick
• 34. Trying to keep running midair hoping to run along water's surface
• 35. Same as above but using a bridge that is not over water
• 36. Covered Bridge
• 37. While trying to mythbust some dumb crap about falling off bridges
• 38. Off decorative small bridges for home self-care oasis (reverts to #99 if you do not die from the short fall but instead die from other means such as oasis drowning)

Chilled Cactus

u could jump off the bridge but not be able to come back down, so u actually keep going higher and higher bc u can only jump up, until u get hit by a plane or something - just an original idea i had

Yad Rock

chum the waters below the bridge so when you jump off you will fall into a shark's mouth and go straightt through the shark's digestive system and come out as shark poop while you're still falling

dendy crew

has anyone said jumping off a bridge, onto another bridge yet?

I.N.R.I.

• 1 go off the left side
• 2 go off the right side
• 3 cant think of any others
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• 7 wear a hat
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