Genetically modified organisms - the delicious treats we love to eat. Well, that's introduction enough; I'll pass you over to the SA Forum Goons for the remainder. Stay fresh.
extra-long grain rice: every grain is like a spaghetti or maybe even longer
seedless pomegranate: self explanatory
a potato/green bean hybrid so my French fries can truly be farm to table
a zucchini that's spelled different, like zukeeny
strawberry flavored lemons for strawberry lemonade. this one seems so obvious, I feel like science is going to be really embarrassed when it finally catches up to me
viruses that fix up your cells and leave little mints on the nuclei
a carrot that when you pull it out of the ground it's attached to a series of multicolored flags ending with a pair of boxer shorts
beef tomato plants that you can pick actual steaks and tomatoes off
very very tiny bananas with very very tiny peels
for tripping beetles
weet: wheat that gets you high like weed (marijuana) does
(Lips smacking, mouth full of peanut butter, glistening streams of peanut butter oil running down chin) "I'm full as hell, and I'm not going to take another bite!"
I saw good men turned to mush in the wars against the soggies. Men much better than you, Mr. President. If you are going to take John Brennan's security clearance, take my security clearance too.
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