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Time has gotten the better of us, and this week's Comedy Goldmine must draw to a close. Thanks again to PipeRifle and all of the goons that contributed to this article by using their artistic talents to bring new life to the world of junk email. Next week's feature will be a mystical and whimsical adventure, due to the fact that I don't know what to do yet. Use the next seven days to prepare yourself for another trip down Goldmine lane, before joining me here next Tuesday!

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