As children, we had some pretty strange ideas about food and drink.
Arale made an assumption any of us could have.
CherryDoom probably never tested out this interesting little theory.
And can anyone blame Roger Explosion?
Maia had an imagination more colorful than the M&M's she enjoyed.
Don't worry, Tinestram, they didn't taste any better before eight.
Just give injate some candy and pat him on the head.
Georg and I were very careful watermelon eaters.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Play your entire PS1 library from a single SD card. But not your Brady Strategy Guides.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.