bruinz has a protein deficiency.
Lhet is never without a wind instrument.
peenworm is barred from Montessori schools.
XVIII's book is full of mice.
enziarro poops diamonds.
Ludo reminds you that your vagina will never be the same again.
optikalus can learn a lot about a man from his methane.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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