bruinz has a protein deficiency.
Lhet is never without a wind instrument.
peenworm is barred from Montessori schools.
XVIII's book is full of mice.
enziarro poops diamonds.
Ludo reminds you that your vagina will never be the same again.
optikalus can learn a lot about a man from his methane.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Play your entire PS1 library from a single SD card. But not your Brady Strategy Guides.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.