One of my favorite philosophers, Green Day, let us know that danger is around every corner and if we take the warnings given to us for granted then we will be harmed, killed or mutilated in the most gruesome fashion imaginable. Now, the forum goons here at Something Awful are a considerate and alltruistic bunch. They don't want to see you come to a horrible end. That's why they went to the trouble of creating a wide variety of warning labels for you to use. Feel free to print them out and use them to remind yourself that if you ever stop thinking about safety for even a split second, you will die. Enjoy!
We start proceedings with some wise words of caution from BABY COME BACK!
In these contentious political times it is more important than ever to work together in a bipartisan way with the people who said I should be thrown out of a helicopter for being an Antifa terrorist.
This Halloween, log off and visit your friends at the local Halloween Superstore.
Better than expected, and absolute garbage
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.