Gayrod Fink, if I know my internet users as well as I think I do, this motion will be approved in record numbers!
Hoses, it's like you have known me all my life.
I don't think we've had enough song parodies yet, so here's one more from Jonathan Dramatica!
What's that? You want MORE song parodies?! YOU GOT IT! Go get 'em, Leningrad!
No one can dispute that notagoon is deeply in touch with his inner-YouTube user.
Why, even local internet celebrity Scoots Magoo stopped by to give us some wise words of advice.
Last, and most certainly least, Wild Bill took things back in a musical direction. Sing along at home if you know the words.
If you haven't picked up some major safety tips by now, you're in big trouble, because this week's Comedy Goldmine is over with. I'm blowing kisses at my monitor, intended for all of the forum goons who contributed to this vital safety lecture. Next week we will be walking together on the beach, holding hands, stopping only to embrace each other and listen to the sounds of the ocean. I hope you'll join me!
"I thought the internet was all fun and games. Grow virtual plants on Facebook. Send email to grandma. IM friends with emojis," said the Stupid Ass Teenager, currently dying in an Idiot County hospital. "Never in my wildest dreams could I ever possibly humanly imagine that doing stupid ass internet shit in real life might get me mortally injured."
(Lips smacking, mouth full of peanut butter, glistening streams of peanut butter oil running down chin) "I'm full as hell, and I'm not going to take another bite!"
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The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.