"About 12 inches I guess"
"...well I try to break the ice at parties, while he provides the small talk"
"Big prick, meet bigger prick."
"Technically it's still 'death by lethal injection'"
"I'm afraid you're going to need yet another colonoscopy."
"The deafening sound of your super-heartbeat has left me with permanent hearing damage."
"Mr. Luthor sir, you were Superman this whole time?!"
"Comic books are for children"
I have used my bot to create Olive Garden commercials. This is a bot I have. Don't question it.
Following America's defeat in World War 3, allied forces uncovered a number of experimental weapon prototypes in the hotel-compound of Trump's loyalist Space Force army. Had the war continued just a few more months, these secret weapons would have changed the course of the war.
Are there arrows in Tomb Raider? "No. Absolutely not."
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.