"About 12 inches I guess"
"...well I try to break the ice at parties, while he provides the small talk"
"Big prick, meet bigger prick."
"Technically it's still 'death by lethal injection'"
"I'm afraid you're going to need yet another colonoscopy."
"The deafening sound of your super-heartbeat has left me with permanent hearing damage."
"Mr. Luthor sir, you were Superman this whole time?!"
"Comic books are for children"
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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