Doctor J Off
"Why do you have coat hangers as decoration?"
"Excuse me, waiter? I would like the check, please. My blind date is a magician."
"Wait, make that two tampons."
"Uh, Bill, I don't think it's really necessary to actually assemble the cast of your 'walk into a bar' joke for a visual aid, just tell me the joke"
"It's the cactus. I'd recognize that prick anywhere."
Sharks Eat Bear
C. Everett Koop
"You know that mustache and soul patch combo really makes you look like an asshole, right?"
"Christ, Brenda, you're such a slob."
Big Mean Jerk
"Not everything's about you, Lena Dunham."
Facebook must remain unflagging in its vigilance against titties even in these troubled times of rising fascism.
It needs to consume human tissue! It needs to speak to your manager!
Reason 9: Ongoing mechanical issues with the internal Superman 64 fog machine.
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