Doctor J Off

"Why do you have coat hangers as decoration?"

loquacius

"Excuse me, waiter? I would like the check, please. My blind date is a magician."

Nash Regex

"Wait, make that two tampons."


loquacius

"Uh, Bill, I don't think it's really necessary to actually assemble the cast of your 'walk into a bar' joke for a visual aid, just tell me the joke"

Bruce Kison

"It's the cactus. I'd recognize that prick anywhere."


Sharks Eat Bear

"Occupado!"


C. Everett Koop

"You know that mustache and soul patch combo really makes you look like an asshole, right?"


Applewhite

"Christ, Brenda, you're such a slob."


Big Mean Jerk

"Not everything's about you, Lena Dunham."

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