"What the fuck did you think was gonna happen, idiot?"
"Welcome to the Republican party!"
"Jennifer, Mommy needs you to do her a favor and tell her if you can see a cow here too."
"Help mommy into her costume for Furcon, sweetie."
"So I says to the genie, "Cor, d'ya reckon I could get some head off that bird?" And the next thing you know... here I am!"
"No, we can't keep it."
"Olaf... where's the grog we asked you to bring?"
"This is the last fucking "Hangover" movie I'm doing Zach!"
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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