"What the fuck did you think was gonna happen, idiot?"
"Welcome to the Republican party!"
"Jennifer, Mommy needs you to do her a favor and tell her if you can see a cow here too."
"Help mommy into her costume for Furcon, sweetie."
"So I says to the genie, "Cor, d'ya reckon I could get some head off that bird?" And the next thing you know... here I am!"
"No, we can't keep it."
"Olaf... where's the grog we asked you to bring?"
"This is the last fucking "Hangover" movie I'm doing Zach!"
Following America's defeat in World War 3, allied forces uncovered a number of experimental weapon prototypes in the hotel-compound of Trump's loyalist Space Force army. Had the war continued just a few more months, these secret weapons would have changed the course of the war.
Extremely proud over here! The bosses took notice and I have been promoted to 20 cages!!
Are there arrows in Tomb Raider? "No. Absolutely not."
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.