"What the fuck did you think was gonna happen, idiot?"

Code Jockey

"Welcome to the Republican party!"


"Jennifer, Mommy needs you to do her a favor and tell her if you can see a cow here too."


"Help mommy into her costume for Furcon, sweetie."


"So I says to the genie, "Cor, d'ya reckon I could get some head off that bird?" And the next thing you know... here I am!"

Tace Vim

"No, we can't keep it."


"Olaf... where's the grog we asked you to bring?"


"This is the last fucking "Hangover" movie I'm doing Zach!"

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