"I'm the same way before I've had my morning coffee."


"I'm not sure about this new motivational poster"

Zanzibar Ham

"I hope it destroys all those buildings over there, just think of the view we'll have!"


"Dammit, if that stupid building would only collapse already we could finally see his dick."

Zanzibar Ham

"Well? Tell me what's going on out there! You know I'm blind!"

Say Nothing

"Police? Yeah, Gumby overdosed on steroids again and is trying to fuck the building to death."


"You owe me sex now."


"I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going..."

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