My upcoming erotic exercise mystery is entitled "F is for Flexible."
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Yeah, yeah, I know, where’s the Legends of Wrestling II FAQ? I got a ton of positive feedback and only a pinch of “you sux fagot” for that one, but when I sat down to finish up part II the muse just wasn’t striking me. Forcing something you don’t find funny yourself is about the worst thing you can do. Some day soon I’ll probably finish it up, because I liked the concept and I’d eventually like to do more of those FAQs for different games. In the meantime you can just deal with it, lady!

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If you haven’t noticed that I have been very lax in my Daily Dirts then great, continue to not notice. If you have noticed, I apologize for not piling on the crap here, but I was already stretched thin with three articles a week for SA and the My Tank is Fight book. I have since been hired to help some dude with a screenplay for a TV show so I’m pretty stressed out and overworked. Since Daily Dirt is an optional part of the job here at SA it’s bound to be the first thing to suffer. I feel guilty about it though, especially with all of the crazy political shit going on. I have a lot of things to say about the Rove fiasco but I don’t really have the time to say them.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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