Zack: I feel like the artist was told to illustrate an ape shaman and a horrible spider monster and went ahead and crammed as much boob into the picture as possible.
Steve: That's not fair though it's just being realistic. Like the woman on the left is clearly a raver lady in a corset with mondo breast implants and then the lady on the right is an Amazon woman.
Zack: With underboob and a g-string?
Steve: It is their culture.
Zack: I think I even see some singles in her garter.
Steve: You're allowed to tip, but you pay Doctor Zaius for your dance.
Zack: I'm guessing he got his medical license online.
Steve: The Asian-influenced steampunk version of Phoenix.
Zack: "You want dance with Mug Mug? I throw in biotic kale shake. Eliminate toxins from body."
It needs to consume human tissue! It needs to speak to your manager!
Scourgelord Vilius Mandragore gave a speech from our shattered capital on Friday and we are here to fact check his claims about his million year empire.
Reason 9: Ongoing mechanical issues with the internal Superman 64 fog machine.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.