Drow Volleyball by Katie
Steve: Katie rocked things hard with depiction of Drow leisure time.
Zack: If volleyball with a Beholder wasn't awesome enough, Katie turned out two other really great entries.
Steve: I am turned on and horrified at the same time. I haven't felt this way since they revealed those first pictures of Octomom.
Zack: If there's snakes on the field than play AUUUGH!
Steve: Katie, thank you for the cutest Beholder.
Zack: She's just trying to get by at Niho High School, but the new boy, Jin, isn't being very receptive to her flirting.
Steve: Maybe next time try her disintegrating gaze.
BLACK LIVES MATTER!!! NOOOOOOO!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? YOU HAVE CREATED A MONSTER, AN ABSOLUTE MONSTER!
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