Steve: It's always nice when they include some art that is some terrible you wish it Siembieda's art.
Zack: I defy anyone to explain the anatomy of the woman in the background.
Steve: It's an optical illusion. It's hurting my brain.
Zack: An artist looked at this and decided it was finished.
Zack: "Oh, she has a turkey leg attached to the middle of her pelvis. Close enough."
Steve: Then somebody looked at it and decided to include it in the book.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.