Steve: Hee hee hee I can't open any doors or do anything useful in the modern world.
Zack: Visible pussy spotted.
Zack: Sea creature cooch.
Zack: Wicked eel gash.
Steve: Nasty Loch Ness business.
Steve: I'd imagine it adds a certain level of trauma to any destruction this villain causes.
Zack: "You've destroyed our town and slaughtered half the population, but did you have to do it will making us look at your monster fish beav?"
Steve: Look at his face. He gets off on it.
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Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Play your entire PS1 library from a single SD card. But not your Brady Strategy Guides.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.