Steve: Hee hee hee I can't open any doors or do anything useful in the modern world.

Zack: Visible pussy spotted.

Zack: Sea creature cooch.

Zack: Wicked eel gash.

Steve: Nasty Loch Ness business.

Steve: I'd imagine it adds a certain level of trauma to any destruction this villain causes.

Zack: "You've destroyed our town and slaughtered half the population, but did you have to do it will making us look at your monster fish beav?"

Steve: Look at his face. He gets off on it.

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