Zack: I inherited my hair from my father, my ears from my mother, and this giant thong from the 50-foot woman.
Steve: He has the best shoulder hearing of any species.
Zack: Inheritor's main enemy is Estate Tax.
Steve: What's his costume?
Zack: An Uncle Sam suit with a burglar mask and a big sack with a dollar sign on it.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Play your entire PS1 library from a single SD card. But not your Brady Strategy Guides.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.