Zack: Her costume is a collection of handkerchiefs.
Steve: It's also the first time she has ever held a knife.
Zack: "You want me to what with what?"
Steve: "I want you to put down the knife before you hurt yourself and put on a sweatshirt or something. Your mother is going to be so mad when she sees what you did with all her scarves."
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Play your entire PS1 library from a single SD card. But not your Brady Strategy Guides.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.