Zack: And this is why you never shave your playoff stache before the championship.Steve: We'll never be able to tell which one is the REAL Nigthlord.
Zack: Steve, what do you think of Nightbane?
Steve: I think I want to roll up a character and play it.Zack: Be careful what you wish for.
Steve: Oh, no, after that maid one it's your turn to be on the receiving end.
Zack: You just said you wanted to play this.
Steve: Perhaps, but I have a more important saying. One that I live by every day and it has served me well.
Steve: Death before dishonor.
Following America's defeat in World War 3, allied forces uncovered a number of experimental weapon prototypes in the hotel-compound of Trump's loyalist Space Force army. Had the war continued just a few more months, these secret weapons would have changed the course of the war.
Extremely proud over here! The bosses took notice and I have been promoted to 20 cages!!
Are there arrows in Tomb Raider? "No. Absolutely not."
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.