Zack: David Cronenberg's Easy Rider.

Steve: This is an actual option you can roll up for your character.

Zack: Becoming a motorcycle centaur is like a curse in a Stephen King short story anthology.

Zack: A guy runs over a gypsy on his Harley and wakes up the next day AS the Harley.

Steve: Horror, man. Your humanity is sacrificed for your sweet hog.

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