Steve: Heck yeah! Check this out. It's like you're there in the middle of the carnage of a massacre. Smoke and fire everywhere.
Zack: Skull robots trying to blast orbs at babies.
Steve: Wicked hover bikes equipped with energy cannons.
Zack: Some guy wearing a cape and huffing nitrous.
Steve: Elite coalition troopers gunning down fleeing civilians.
Zack: The whole town has to die just to be sure they've finally exterminated Moby.
Extremely proud over here! The bosses took notice and I have been promoted to 20 cages!!
Mr. Sakurai-sama, where the FRICK is Dino Riki!?
Are there arrows in Tomb Raider? "No. Absolutely not."
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.