Steve: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Zack: Boom.

Steve: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Steve: Dude. DUDE. How could you pick this one to end it on? You are so bad of a dude I can't even think about it right now.

Zack: A lot of people requested this image if we ever did Vampire again.

Steve: Those people should be put in a jail.

Zack: They might be out on the loose but they have to tell all their neighbors. "Yeah, I requested THAT picture from Monreal By Night. It was me. Just required by the State to notify everyone."

Steve: Why is Marilyn Manson putting the crotch blood in a test tube? Why!?

Zack: Why was Leif Jones hired to create roughly 200 terrible illustrations for Vampire?

Steve: This picture is making me question why illustration exists at all. Maybe books would be better without pictures.

Zack: No more Monster Manual images, Steve. No more way cool chapter opening paintings of heroes battling gigantic monsters.

Steve: No, dude. No. This is the end of RPG artwork. Right here. I don't want anymore.

Zack: So you're saying you hate Vampire?

Steve: I hate Vampire.

Zack: Cyber-bullying wins again!

– Zack Parsons and Steve "Malak" Sumner (@sexyfacts4u)

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