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If elected, I will work closely with the folks who say I am a deep state communist MS-13 child trafficker
In these contentious political times it is more important than ever to work together in a bipartisan way with the people who said I should be thrown out of a helicopter for being an Antifa terrorist.
Your Halloween Superstore Proprietor Urges You to Buy Local
This Halloween, log off and visit your friends at the local Halloween Superstore.
Some Genius Let Me In Google's Project Stream, And Now I'm Spilling the Beans All Over Your Screen
Better than expected, and absolute garbage
Hologram Man
The Spiritual Successor to Demolition Man! Wait, did we say successor? We meant shameless ripoff.
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