~*~ Helldump 2000 ~*~
Reppin': muscles like this?
The Helldump is cage matches for nerds. If you've got something to get off your chest that isn't burger crumbs, this is the forum for you!

Waxed, shaved, trimmed or natural.... Which is superior? Here's a hint goons, NO ONE CARES! Hey, it doesn't stop people from being extra creepy about their answers. Like maybe;
"I like to pet a vagina, slowly, softly like I would a kitten... you know. A kitten that I'm about to fuck into oblivion." Eeeeh, thanks for that.

DJCoZMik wants to *schwika* *schwika* let you know he schiwka-ssssssucks This is, in fact, the best thread title ever. DJCoZMik is a DJ, or wait, no he isn't. He is instead a producer or some shit. Check this shit out:

Also, watch out because in 10 years he'll be mocking you from HIS MANSION!

Fucking Gypsies! Out of all of the groups you could possibly hate why do goons hate Gypsies? The world may never know! Watch out, because they steal old people's livestock. Despite the fact that I'm not sure how many old people actually have livestock in this day and age. Man, I don't know what to think here.

~*~ The Firing Range ~*~
Reppin': Miso Beno
Have you ever been polishing your extensive gat collection, then stopped to longingly look at your keyboard and wish you could discuss cleaning your guns with somebody? Who hasn't? That's what I want to know.

PNW Meet in November - Guns, Canadians, Tannerite, and the Police; what more could a TFR meet need?

Nothing Gets me going on a Saturday Morning like a Home Invasion Scare - Except the time when a random girl pissed all over my girlfriend's clothes.

TRACERS! I bought a couple and gonna put them in x54r, x39, .308, .303 - How our resident reloading madman made some marginally safe hand loads using pulled bullets and whatever smokeless powder he had on his bench.

Carry a lighter, even if you don't smoke? - What arsonist doesn't?

Feed Ramp Polishing, Homestyle - How to take a perfectly good gun and cause it to stop feeding correctly.

The Do-It-Yourself Hollowpoint Megathread - Infared35 gives us a lesson how to add a very fashionable copper liner to your firearm's barrel.

Book Recommondation Megathread - Wanna read about how to survive a nuclearacialzombiewaruprising while hiding out in the woods with only an M1 Garand and a Swiss Army Knife.

– Jon "@fart" Hendren (@fart)

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