Rob - Great.
Lowtax - Mom says you remind her of Alan Prempolosua. Do you know him?
Rob - No, I don't
Lowtax - He very famous around here, he repairs power lines, you know, makes spider noises and jump around alot. Hes crazy man, he punches kids! Okey, mom is back I put her on
Rob - Okay.
Lowtax - HEALLO Sijr
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Rob - 200 dollars a month, sound fair?
Rob - Ma'am, what kind of credit card is that?
Lowtax - y#3EA#GQ4
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Rob - What BRAND of the credit card is it... Visa, Mastercard...?
Lowtax - FRIAETSRT aMERAINCAN BACnK OF usE cALAIFGORNAI3(_u#
Rob - Ma'am, I can't understand what you are saying
Rob - You are off the phone now, may I call you?
Lowtax - FRHO9h$HI fiu FIRSRTEY AMEAREICAN BAcaABANK OF cALIEFNORNAI
Lowtax - YEASH, YOU CANREKENR CLALL 4TME
Rob - What is your phone number?
Lowtax - 36GR4 - 49F23 45GL24 3////
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Rob - What is the number?
Lowtax - IJF GHATRVW I GAEVE IT TOTO YOU ARLEADYE!!!>#3
Rob - I can't understand it, please put your son on.
Lowtax - OKYGART I POUTS HIME ONA NOTAN4A4#
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