Hydrogen: And now, for Act 3 of this week's Blackout Fortified Theatre...

Trillaphon: Boy, for a weird little gnome-thing living in a pink candycane house in Gumdrop Forest, that bearded fucker sure knows how to throw 'em back. He's like a 3-foot tall Ernest Hemingway.

Hydrogen: I hope he knows that now that he let the perpetually drunk warlord into his house with an artisanal wine well, he's never getting rid of him.

Trillaphon: His name is actually "Hurla." Hurla the Hobgoblin, patron spirit of getting smashed.

Hydrogen: The Master of Mystical Moonshine, Archmage of Alcoholism, Protector of the Rum, King of the Handles and the First Gin.

Trillaphon: The Grand High Chundermancer.

Hydrogen: Cheech O' Chongins of the Shire.

Trillaphon: I don't want to question his mystical alcohol-fueled ways, but why the hell doesn't he just stay behind his magic epilepsy shield in the first place?

Hydrogen: All I know is, we finally found a good character in this movie.

Trillaphon: Shit, when you put it that way, let's quit while we're ahead.

Special Effects-10
Music / Sound-9

– Garrett "Hydrogen" Neil and Sean "Trillaphon" Neil (@trillaphon)

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