That Amazing Almanac
Biff Tannen built a legacy for himself thanks to a sports almanac featuring the outcome of every game from 1950-2000, and before the turn of the century, you might have thought to yourself, "Where can I get one of those?" Well, the sad truth is, this almanac is what's known as a prop--meaning it's not even real! If someone were to create such a book, it would likely be tens of thousands of pages, and probably wouldn't exist at all thanks to the Internet. Movie magic, you've done it again, you magnificent bastard!
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