REASONS TO BE SCREAMING

somebody put a person
into flesh and bone
maybe with a dot com,
or at least a popular twitter
and the klout to prove it
and the steam
sales
and the crowd
sources
and everybody poses
for pictures for themselves
we're losing it
to bitcoin trades
and Japanese printed dolls
that look just like
you
without the person

we're not doing it
anymore:
we are all stuck
to wires
and cat videos.

Until you turn away
and it's blood for miles
and
fire.

Can I have your tf2 hats?


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