ChaCha is a fun new phone service that gives common morons the chance to find answers to questions they're too embarrassed to ask in public. Let's see if it can help us solve one of the greatest problems plaguing mankind, one step at a time!
This space-age device is a cardboard box with two holes in it. The operative sticks a hand in one end. The contact inserts a hand in the other end. With both hands shielded from prying eyes, a secret handshake can commence.
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