Dear Ryan Gosling's Character in Only God Forgives,
I am struggling to keep my family together. My husband is dead, I think something terrible has happened to one of my sons, and my other son keeps running away from his problems. I just want him to handle things for me. Do you think he can do that?
Miserable Mom
Dear Miserable Mom,
Ryan Gosling's Character in Only God Forgives
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