Thanks to Ian at Fused Muse for putting together this girly-girl layout. Contact him with all your design needs -- or if you need any mind-blowing sex tips; he picked up quite a few of these while researching women's magazines!
In these contentious political times it is more important than ever to work together in a bipartisan way with the people who said I should be thrown out of a helicopter for being an Antifa terrorist.
This Halloween, log off and visit your friends at the local Halloween Superstore.
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