CHANNING: THOUGHT THEY COULD NOT DO IT AGAIN WITH MADAGASCAR!!!! THEY EFFING DID IT!!!! LOVE THE PENGUINS! SO FUNNY! DUDE...DUUUUUUUUUUDE! THOSE PENGUINS ARE TIIIIIIIGHT!!!!
Jonah: Dreamworks is so underrated. They are doing some profound work there. Antz changed my heart. When I close my eyes I see Rise of the Guardians still. It was that good. I love their work.
CHANNING: YOU LIKED ANTZ? F ANTZ!!!!!!!
Jonah: I think you should give it another try. It was overshadowed by Bug's Life - and I do not want to take anything away from that film - but give Antz another chance. Trust me.
CHANNING: OK BRO FOR YOU!!!!!!
Jonah: Thank you, dude. That means a lot to me.
CHANNING: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHA! HIGH SCHOOL STAY THE SAME AGE! LOVE THAT DUDE! MY MAN FROM MAGIC MIKE!!! MCAWNAHAY KEEPS THAT REAL! SPACE!!!!
Jonah: This is a moving and rad motion picture. It has changed the way I think about love and my family. Excellent performance by the entire cast and I just want to single out Matt Damon who is a super super nice guy and does not show up in any of the trailers. He is really such a cool and nice guy. I would let him watch my pets.
CHANNING: ANN HATHAWAY IS GOOD TOO PEOPLE BAG ON HER BUT SHE IS BADASS!!! SHE HOLDS IT DOWN!!!! RESPECT TO HATHAWAY! GOOD STUFF!!!!
Jonah: I have heard she is actually very nice. I only met her briefly at the GQ Oscar party.
CHANNING: DID NOT SEE YOU THERE!!!!! THIS YEAR WE TEAR IT UP!!!!! GET MCAWNAHAY AND HATHAWAY AND CBALE AND JLAW AND DAMON!!! LEAVE THE CLUB WITH 40 GIRLS LIKE LEO!!!!!!
Jonah: That would be unbelievable and so amazing. I am in tears right now.
CHANNING: ME TOO BRO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA AHAAHHAHAAHHAAHAAHHAHAAHHA HAHAHAAHAHHAHA AHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA AHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAH HAHAAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHHAHA AHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAAHAHHAHA AHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA AHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA AHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA!!!!!
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