Colorado (1990)

Steve: I am never going to Colorado.

Zack: The Democratic Convention this year is going to be pretty wild.

Steve: Maybe the Indian is just trying to warn him about the wolves.

Zack: Warn his skull with an ax maybe. If you're the pioneer guy you really have no good options in this situation.

Steve: It must be cold being an Indian.

Zack: Cold, but very sunny.

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