Retarded Pimp brings to light a common problem facing our generation, the plague of team killing.
If Duke of Phillips was a soda he'd be Pitch Black because the lights don't work in his house because he is a bad homeowner.
PLuG8 is crazier than a sombrero full of foam stress balls if he thinks I'm going to buy this tall tale!
Kithyen is the saucemaster to my poorly crafted sundae.
It needs to consume human tissue! It needs to speak to your manager!
Scourgelord Vilius Mandragore gave a speech from our shattered capital on Friday and we are here to fact check his claims about his million year empire.
Reason 9: Ongoing mechanical issues with the internal Superman 64 fog machine.
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