Place these three credit cards in these three slots, and the bombs never go off. Is it such a high price to pay? Could you stand having the lives of those hundreds of people on your conscience?
Because you're haunted by nightmarish flashbacks to the beaches of the Pacific Theater?
Seniors are senile, and in their addled state of mind are often incapable of comprehending the 14 good things about being old.
#5: It is not necessary to cover an entire page with question marks at the end of every question. A single question mark will usually suffice.
Scourgelord Vilius Mandragore gave a speech from our shattered capital on Friday and we are here to fact check his claims about his million year empire.
In our new cat society, things have really gone from bad to purrse.
Reason 9: Ongoing mechanical issues with the internal Superman 64 fog machine.
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