Make playtime a dangerous mystery! "cpt.napalm" will help you unravel all the shards to this fun caper!
I think I'd rather see ravers suck on this than children, since they are far more evil. "monsterzero" gets the points for this here awful toy.
"emil muzz" fancies himself a visionary with this, I reckon:
It's practically a bucket of disease! "uh...ok" sure knows how to think big!
I honestly wish I had a grappling hook when I was little. Thanks "jnz":
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
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