ClownSuitCowboy has never seen a movie in his entire life.
criscodisco is a good mortgage broker, but Lending Tree has better service.
Once Deteriorata takes up residence in your walls, the infestation is all but unstoppable.
And upon the dewy cusp of the mountaintop's great peak the intrepid team did discover a weatherworn and aged carving in the craggy rock. An inexplicable work...that only Deteriorata could make possible.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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