Try as you might, you'll never be able to guess just how many peanuts are inside Flatpoint High's ample stomach cavity (137.3).
There are 289 different octopus species, and Foodchain plans to dress each of them up as a famous Nazi for reasons I cannot get into at this time.
There's a whole wide world out there, and one day Gazpacho will place his indelible mark on it. That is to say, he will be arrested for public urination.
Gazpacho made this during one of his rare lucid moments, then quickly fell back into the coma that claims his every moment of existence.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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