Up to 100 players squirt out of a cargo plane's butthole then scavenge and fight until one person remains in a match of Playerunknown's Battlegrounds. It's basically Battle Royale. Well, almost. Here the motivation for everyone killing one another is unclear. I guess they're all super angry about the game's terrible name. If you want to finish in the Top 100, follow these hot tips from top gamers.
BONUS: My Battlegrounds Vacation Slideshow
Here I am climbing an idyllic hillside:
Here's me hailing a taxi to tour the island:
In this one I'm visiting a rustic farm:
This photo's a bit artsy. It's from my visit to a historical motorcycle helmet factory:
Finally, here I am taking a well deserved rest. Tourism really takes it out of you!
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You, sir, are norse. 8/10
Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War 3
You, sir, are no Dawn of War 2. 6/10
Puyo Puyo Tetris
You, sir, are not leaving my Switch for months. 9/10
You, sir, are fine but I'm getting tired of roguelike mish-mashes. 7/10
Sniper 3: Ghost Warrior
You, sir, are no Sniper Elit 3. 4/10
Dragon Quest Heroes 2
You, sir, are no Rocket Slime. 7/10
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You, sir, are not paying Tatiana Maslany and you clearly should be since you put her face on your Catwoman model. 7/10
Fire Emblem Echoes
You, sir, are not a new Advance Wars, but you're another great strategy game on the best platform of all time so I won't hold it against you. 8/10
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