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I forced a bot to watch 1,000 hours of Donald Trump speeches and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial
I have used my bot to create Olive Garden commercials. This is a bot I have. Don't question it.
Secret Weapons of the Space Force
Following America's defeat in World War 3, allied forces uncovered a number of experimental weapon prototypes in the hotel-compound of Trump's loyalist Space Force army. Had the war continued just a few more months, these secret weapons would have changed the course of the war.
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