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This Week on Something Awful...

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  I Just Watched the First Nine Friday the 13th Movies For the First Time

  07-09-2019 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell

  Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan was the wrong title for this movie. It should have been called Jason Spends 70 Minutes on a Boat Then 20 Minutes On a Dark Dock Then 10 Minutes In Some Sewers.
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  Jeff Foxworthy's Fourth of July You Might Be a Nazi Jokes for Border Patrol

  07-05-2019 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons

  If your response to kids dyin' in your cages is to complain that the kids shouldn't have made you put them in your cages in the first place...... you might be a Nazi.

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  Patch Notes: Bloodstained + Super Mario Maker 2

  Video Game Article

  Fixed a glitch in which Mario always screams in pain when he becomes a large man
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  Never Played a Video Game? Here's Everything You Need to Know

  Video Game Article

  Let me, tell you, how to level, up your elf
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  E3 2019 Recap-aganza! Fest!

  Video Game Article

  I watched hours of press events so you don't have to read this! Wait, that's not right.