Ugh, my neighbor is downloading porn using his Internet connection that he paid for. What a jerk!

Tattos are unappealing and you could wind up regretting it... Sailor Moon says!

French bread pizza, you jerk off.

If you have to smoke weed to enjoy techno, isn't it the weed you like, not the music?

Why do you think the Challenger exploded? That's right.

I can hardly believe that this was the best answer to the question.

His dog just wants to celebrate Yom Kippur.

Her problem is that she just won't die. The only thing keeping her alive is making your life a living hell. You know what to do. You know what to do.

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