Why are you discussing your pubic hair with your mother?
One time I dressed up as Urkel and raped my girlfriend and punched her in the face.
I don't think so, Tim.
Your future wife? Hahahahaha. I don't think so, Tim.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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