God created man and woman to argue with each other about the kind of drapes they want to hang up in the living room.
Satan, the original troll.
But how do you know gravity will cause you to die if you jump off a building? There's only one way to find out!
Scientists are bitter and cynical and won't hesitate to destroy a fellow scientist's work with his own findings if he can. That's the reason for being a scientist in the first place, showing up other scientists.
But is it wrong to grind, piss, and shit on a chick? This I gotta know.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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