You pop balloons? You monster...
Someone please think of the balloons!
I agree, but only because weather reports get me off.
You have a girlfriend?!
I found out my girlfriend has a fetish for popping balloons. I threw away all the forks in the house but I don't think we can make it work.
If someone told me that I would kick them the hell out of my party. We pop balloons in this house!
And with the help of the Internet you can find the right balloon fetishist for you. In the past these people were ostracized from the community and eventually killed themselves when they realized they will never fit in. Oh how I miss those days.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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