Whenever someone on a porn forum says "this is going to seem very strange to many of you" you'd better listen the fuck up because he's not lying.
Apparently "rade0n" is older than 17 and that fact combined with the rest of his post absolutely confounds me.
The Legend of the Stinky Woman never has a happy ending.
You can call this post Egypt because denial flows through it for miles and miles.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, may I present to you Exhibit A.
Roger that, gold leader.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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