Good luck with that buddy.
It's like Fable and Harvest Moon had a baby and it was retarded and had to be put down for the good of humanity.
George Bush Jr. is just like Hitler! Oh my God I wish I had realized this sooner. Thanks forum poster from Gaming World for showing me the light.
I do know one thing, once the chick sees your penis you won't be the only one laughing.
Something tells me you'll be sucking theirs.
There is a shitload of chocolate stains on your shirt. Maybe the butterfly wants that.
This is where most people close their browser window and burn their computer.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
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