Goddamn you miserable pedophile.
I read that as, "I was raping this chick..." Either way.
So we're talking a girl who transforms into a cow with a penis? GODDAMNITT.
I want a cockshot.
A lot of men running around here have a dick without testicles.
I would change my fingers into penises and use them to dig a tunnel to China.
I have that stuff. I can condition my body to feel intense euphoria when I drive a nail through my penis. Biocontrol is also known as A SHITLOAD OF DRUGS.
What guy hasn't tasted their own ejaculate before? Not me!
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