Get used to it buddy.
Does the tail "expire" in two years by rotting away and ultimately falling off? Because that would be funny.
Fuck! They're ruining radishes for me too! Gah!
I can see it now. COMPANY MEMO: Please call "Moss" Lionfag from now on. Thanks.
There's ten more pages of this shit. What am I doing with my life?
Some people are born with Downs Syndrome. What's your point?
I would rather be plummeting to my death in a burning airplane than be reading this shit.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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