Salami? Salami? Salami? Oh no, I just resurrected my dead uncle Joey!

Oh no, the dreaded Circle of Tears claims another victim!

I saw an anime movie once where two bug-eyed, big-titted dickgirls stabbed demons with swords and got raped by tentacles. I think this is what "johnygoodp" is looking for.

Uh... what?

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